8 Signs You Are A French Press
Here are eight sure signs that you are, in fact, a french press.
8. You were once king of your domain, and then were largely dismissed, but are quietly making a huge comeback in a big way.
7. You were the 1994 “Gift To Get” for anyone on your holiday list.
6. When people describe you, “Muddy” is the first adjective that comes to mind.
5. You’re usually extremely reliable – but sometimes under the right amount of pressure you can explode.
4. For a time you were seen in cafes across the world but have since taken a back seat.
3. You’re very girthy. Even at your smallest, you are at least four inches around.
2. You come in many skins – you’re decked out in fearsome stainless steel, other times you’re ensconced in butch leather, and sometimes soothing sheaths of wood.
1. While some have tried to change your personality by changing the way those approach you, you’re still you and you ain’t never going to change.